Friday, September 08, 2006

Thoughts On: Mustaches

I gotta say, I'm a fan. With a few caveats.*

On the right man a mustache can be so hot. On the wrong We United Statesians love a healthy, big, bushy almost-but-not-quite out of control thatch of hair, extending past the top lip. Wild and unpredictable, like the untamed West. Is there anything more virile? That’s not obscene? These are the mustaches of REAL MEN.

And look at (arguably) our two biggest enemies of the past century: clipped, orderly, meticulously maintained hedgerows of hair. Boo! Hiss! Beware the manscaping.

* Geraldo Rivera, Josef Stalin, Hulk Hogan, Joel Siegel, Dr. Phil...and that's just off the top of my head.

1 comment:

lagrandedame said...

God I love Magnum P.I.!!!!