Monday, January 08, 2007

Classic Disaster Movie Set-Up

Gas-like odor permeates Manhattan.

Dead Birds Prompt Downtown Austin Shutdown.

But don't be alarmed, people...just get back to work.

5 comments:

Lori Mocha said...

Yes, we are not all going to die in fiery death until those Excel spreadsheets are done, people!

Alannah said...

Can I be the tough-but-pretty single mom who eventually has to save the world, though no one will listen to my Cassandra-esque rantings?

miss marty said...

on tv, cnn just said that there is no way it is a gas leak. then, i changed the channel to fox news and they said, "ALERT! ALERT! MAJOR GAS LEAK IN NYC. ALERT!".

ahhh, fox news....

Alannah said...

FOX NEWS correspondents will be ones who are attacked on camera.

I'm more concerned about the dead birds! I don't like natural things dying in mass quantities

miss marty said...

yeah, me too. especially since that has yet to be mentioned on tv.