Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Our Very Own Nostradamus

That Pat Robertson is one lucky SOB. Did you know that God speaks to him directly and gives him little previews of the year to come? It's true. Like God told Robertson that Bush would be re-elected by a landslide and that his Social Security reforms would pass and a tsunami would hit the North American coastline in 2006.

Apparently this year we can expect a "mass killing" in the U.S. sometime after September and it may or may not be nuclear - God wasn't real clear on that. The Lord doesn't know everything, okay?..it's not like he's....God.

5 comments:

carolyn says said...

i think he just falls asleep during disaster movies from the 70s and when he wakes up he's all like "oh what was that god? a tsunami and giant ants attacking chicago? okay, let's call the press!"

Alannah said...

the article DOES say that he receives these messages on "prayer retreats" which just make me think he's probably holed up in a cabin with a big ol' jug of hooch. And probably some old disaster movies.

5 of 9er said...

Another Christian that Christians can't stand.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Christ, that guy needs a good stroke to shut him up. (Sorry if that sounds cruel, but he's an ass-hat. I mean one too.)

Julie_Gong said...

Pat Robertson is a creepy white haired freako!