Thursday, February 01, 2007

Attention A-Holes Who Stole My Daughter's Sled Last Night

You want to know what hell is for a kid? It's planning for a snow day, having a friend over to spend the night, stocked up on snack foods and then waking up to a perfect, white, snowy morning ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT YOUR SLED IS MISSING FROM THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE.

Way to ruin her day. I hope it was worth it.

6 comments:

The [Cherry] Ride said...

I can't believe the shit that goes on these days. I weep for the future.

5 of 9er said...

I am glad I live in the big city... there is never crime here. Uh...

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Was it one of those circle sleds that spin around? Those were the best.

What kind of a-hole kid steals a sled?

Alannah said...

It was one of those supercool, foamcore-type sleds that can sled on 1/2 in. of snow...perfect for the paltry Arkansas snows. And now it's too late in the season to find another one...

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Remember those plastic ones with the shitty breaks you could pull up like a pair of parking breaks?

Alannah said...

I certainly remember those. I also used to love those dangerous iron-run sleds. We'd rub waxed paper on them to make them go even faster. Cheap thrills, you know.