Tuesday, February 06, 2007

I Would Do Anything For Love, But I Won't Do That

I've done some crazy things in the name of love, but I don't think I could ever drive 900 miles (using diapers instead of making pit stops) with a disguise, a BB gun, pepper spray, a steel mallet, a knife, and rubber tubing in order to kidnap my rival.

Like deserted airport parking lots didn't creep me out enough before this...

Remember when astronauts were one of the most respected professions?

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