Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Excuses, Excuses

Almost better than Lindsey Lohan's "The cocaine pants weren't mine" excuse is Senator Craig's "I have a wide stance."

I believe you meant a "wide, STRAIGHT, stance," Senator, right?

11 comments:

Step Right Up said...

But was he wearing leather gloves, is what I want to know.

5 of 9er said...

I think they are both equally funny... but sadly Lindsey will get more attention from the media.

Alannah said...

Leather fingerless gloves? Ewww!

Is it bad for me to take glee in the outings of famous homophobes like Craig and Ted Haggard? Maybe...but I can't help it.

jeff mac, manslations.com said...

I think my favorite remark of his was something like, "I don't hit on men, and if I DID, it wouldn't be in BOISE!"

...What?

That's what you're going with, Senator? That you're straight -- and "extra-straight" in Boise?

Alannah said...

I think what he was getting at was that he's straight in his home state and gay (in bathrooms)....everywhere else.

jeff mac, manslations.com said...

I see. So if he's humping them over there so he doesn't have to hump them here.

jeff mac, manslations.com said...

oops. That "if" isn't really there, so, ah, don't read it.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

This is really becoming quite a joke. If I were labeled a conservative republican I'd be thinking about finding a new label, lest people start thinking that all conservative republicans are also gay.

And no wonder Craig voted against gay marriage. He probably thinks all gays lurk in bathrooms for sex and are not worthy of teh right. What he probably doesn't realize is that he is at the very bottom rung of homosexuality. What an asshole.

Alannah said...

You're so right, Cherry. When I was watching his press conference yesterday and he so vehemently denied being gay I thought, "Good!" Of course the straights don't want him either....he's screwed.

I don't care if he's gay OR straight. He's just plain creepy.

jeff mac, manslations.com said...

Holy crap, have you seen the transcript of the police interview? I swear, these scandals make me want to dance a jig singing "fiddle-de-dee." And I almost NEVER do that.

Can you actually die from Schadenfreude? Seriously, I'm concerned for my health.

Alannah said...

I know. It's really almost too much, isn't it?

The whole thing is so pathetic and sad and creepy and gross. On all sides.