Monday, January 14, 2008

Hey You,

Slightly overweight mom at Wal-Mart with your lower back tattoo and butt-crack showing, dragging your screaming toddler around with a leash?


Don't think I don't see you.

7 comments:

Step Right Up said...

I can amazingly overlook all of it except for the leash thing. Egads!

Alannah said...

I felt exactly the same way. No matter how many times I FELT like leashing my toddler I just could never do it. It's the ultimate in weird/lazy/cruel parenting.

Jonah said...

Where's that new camera when you need it?! We want art!

5 of 9er said...

This is what a camera phone is for. Your post is excellent, but a photo of this train wreck would of made is priceless. :)

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

HOLY SHIT! A visit to an Arkansas Wallmart must be BRUTAL.

My life is kind of sucky right now, but I'm glad to say I'm not an overweight mom with a tramp-stamp dragging around some bastard kid on a leash.

Okay, I'm off to a Chicago Aldi, which may prove just as trashy!

Alannah said...

"Tramp stamp"....THANK YOU! I was trying to remember the name given to that tattoo but couldn't for the life of me.

I really do need to put my new camera to use more. Just whip that big thing out in Wal-Mart to take pictures of trashy moms. I see my new profession already: white trash paparazzo.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

I see you creating an entirely new blog featuring photos from trashy Wal-Mart shoppers. I think it could be awesome.