Tuesday, January 13, 2009

The End is Near?

Surefire signs of the Apocalypse:
  • The ad I saw in The New Yorker for a home repair murder mystery. Complete with home repair tips.
  • Shamwow, Snuggies, and freecreditreport.com commercials
  • Bride Wars is the #1 movie while actual wars unfold around the world.
  • Dane Cook
  • Abilify, Cymbalta, Flomax
  • Lil Green Patch...and Lil Blue Cove while we're at it. Sure, you're saving the earth. Right.
  • The Real Housewives franchise.
  • The word "real" at all intended to be taken literally.
  • Trolls and viruses can ruin your life. What is this, the middle ages?
  • Meal replacement diets.
Got any others?

3 comments:

Jeff Mac, manslations.com said...

Joe the Plumber has a job as a correspondent.

(Though you'd better just take that back about Shamwow.)

afro moon said...

and people still want to interview Sarah Palin

Steph said...

It "snowed" and schools in NWA did not cancel classes.