Friday, September 10, 2010


Some things I've managed to master in my 35 years:
  • Knowing the exact times of day when the women's bathroom at work is completely empty.
  • Homemade pizza dough.
  • Parallel parking.
  • Saying "no" gracefully.
  • Knowing when to say "no" UNgracefully.
  • Using "ungracefully" in a sentence fragment.
  • Google image searching.
  • Knowing EXACTLY how far my car will go before running out of gas.
Next up, the list of things I haven't mastered yet. Expect that in about a hundred thousand days.

1 comment:

ste-pha-nie said...

I love this list.

I have figured out which lanes to drive in going north on College at 7:45 in the morning...
But I don't know how to say "no" gracefully...